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Thank you for being patient with the Mafia. We are now back and ready to fuckin kill. Join our family and be the best in all of elfpack, if not, you are our enemy. Prepare, to simply die.





The Mafia Family





New's on positions!
[Lust] - Don
[Blinded Seraphim] - Vice Don
[James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!] - Recruiter, Advertiser, and Events Coordinator
[Voice of the Voiceless] - Bar Owner



If you want to join apply to theThe Mafia Family, if questions talk to the Don[Lust] or the Vice Don [Blinded Seraphim]. Please try and make sure you know what you want to specialize in before you apply! Once joined please visit EP Mafia banners and read the rules at EP Mafia rules. Also enjoy some of the new activities around and have fun!
So for those who need baby steps:
1) Read the list of "Available Positions"
2) Figure out what you want to be.
3) Talk to [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]




If unsure of where you wish to apply, talk to [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]

If you feel they have not answered you talk to the Don and find out why you are not on the list.






Available Positions


The Elfpack Mafia Hospital Guard
Barman/maid
Entertainment
Weapon expert
(please specify)
Assassin
Spy
Accountant
Prostitute/Hoe
Head Mafia Goon
Dr. Death's assistants
Tracker/Problem solver
Political adviser
Undercover Operator
Getaway Driver
Snitch
Others of Demolition
Smuggling
Medical Assistants
Sweeper



To make sure no one ends up kicked out of the mafia we are asking for the members to be at least 15-16 and fairly mature. We dont want dumbass' running around. Thank you for your time.






The Mafia World

EP Mafia Banners located here.
EP Mafia Photos - The Elfpack Mafia photo gallery.
EP Mafia Rules located here.
Want somewhere to hang out visit the EP Mafia Bar.
EP Mafia War We want war.
Missions? The Elfpack Missions
The Elfpack Mafia Gym
Some one sick or hurt? The Elfpack Mafia Hospital
The strip Club




The Mafia Polls
Vote to help with the growth of the mafia.





Mafia News


[We also need people to suply ][Lust][ with pictures of - You looking mafia tough, being a hot mafia member, your mafia car, and how you love the mafia! Prize's are being decided!]



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Contest!

Starting December 10th until Jan 7th get the best X-mass picture you can, can be dirty, mafia-ish, cute, what ever you think will win the contest!
And then we will start a "trophy room" and you will be the first winner!
See more at Mafia contests



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2006-11-15 [Lust]: YAY!

2006-11-15 [Blinded Seraphim]: ...*throws a bottle of beer to ed* shut up and drink...

2006-11-15 [Lust]: O.o That was mean!

2006-11-15 [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]: *headbangs to Cannibal Corpse* wow, the bar's gotten better

2006-11-15 [Lust]: Shall we all head to the EP Mafia Bar?

2006-11-15 [Voice of the Voiceless]: * catches it* Thanks ma man XD I should run the fucking bar...-.-

2006-11-15 [Lust]: Umm... Actually if you want to be the bar tender I'm sure that can happen!

2006-11-16 [Voice of the Voiceless]: Forget that I could run that whole bar...XD

2006-11-16 [Lust]: Ha ha! I'll think about it alright?

2006-11-16 [Voice of the Voiceless]: o.o >< Yeeessss.....*sounds like kipp*

2006-11-16 [Lust]: O.o.... Okay so, contest ideas?

2006-11-16 [Wendy]: I remember being hit on pervertedly at the bar by the bartender. I don't think he was RPing, either. Whatever. It happens, right girls?

2006-11-16 [Wendy]: I fight crime by raping people up the ass with my razor strap-on thus sodomizing their childhoods like the little bitches that they are. We should have a contest where people do their best to draw me at my most fearsome. ^__^

2006-11-16 [Voice of the Voiceless]: ..........O.O *grabs his axe bass* You stay away from me....

2006-11-16 [Lust]: Yeah, I have a loving careful boyfriend. But theirs this cute guy who keeps hitting on me and vuys me things every day, I'm like.. "I HAVE A BF!" And he's like... "Yeah, so?" I'm like... "I dont cheet, I love him!!" And he nods and gets me more things, (My bf is broke as shit... He suports his mom and 2 brothers.) O.o.... But aparintly he got me something for my 18th and I asked him not to O.O I hate him =P Ha ha.. Sorry what am I going on about?

Oh yes contest ideas. Any others? Would everyone like them to start up or wait until we are more active?

Okay and the role play's at The Elfpack Missions what more would ya'll like?

2006-11-16 [Voice of the Voiceless]: Mmm.....A new car XD

2006-11-16 [Lust]: Ummm...?

2006-11-16 [Voice of the Voiceless]: You said what more would we like. I want a new car XD

2006-11-17 [Wendy]: You should sell the gifts. Hee hee! It's so sweet that your boyfriend takes good care of his mom and two brothers.

2006-11-17 [Voice of the Voiceless]: Hey Selling those could help out with the mafia family! XD

2006-11-17 [Lust]: O.o... Nah they are making it, when I'm out of school the other brother will be able to work as well, and I'll help them out then steal him away and marry him *fantasises*

2006-11-17 [Voice of the Voiceless]: XD I know what you mean I'm fantasizing too, about a certain girl *wonders*

2006-11-17 [Lust]: HEY! HE'S MINE! growls

2006-11-17 [Blinded Seraphim]: sorry ladies, eds taken XD

2006-11-17 [Happy happy]: ok im very confused im saposed to post somting but im not sure what can someone explain this to me plez

2006-11-17 [Voice of the Voiceless]: Lmfao XD

2006-11-17 [Wendy]: Just tell us about yourself [Happy happy].

2006-11-17 [Lust]: *nods* That works, and who is eh? Or should I know? O.o

2006-11-17 [Voice of the Voiceless]: Um.....o.O Can I get a black chopper?

2006-11-17 [Lust]: If you can aford it... o.O
gives you a peni
Have fun o.O

2006-11-17 [Voice of the Voiceless]: XD I can afford it! I mean..I'm in the mafia! *goes away for a few minutes to get something*

2006-11-18 [Lust]: O.o..
watches

2006-11-18 [Voice of the Voiceless]: *Comes back on a chopper, wearing a helmut with antlers on it* O.o

2006-11-18 [Blinded Seraphim]: Holy hell im the vice don! *Happy dance*

2006-11-18 [Voice of the Voiceless]: Congrats Anton! *holds up a beer to him* Cheers! XD

2006-11-18 [Blinded Seraphim]: *Holds up a beer* To...well, me!

2006-11-18 [Voice of the Voiceless]: To..well,you XD *drinks*

2006-11-18 [Blinded Seraphim]: smartass *chugs the beer*

2006-11-18 [Frosty French Fry]: Im from Michigan and thats dangerous this time of year (the antlers)

2006-11-18 [Voice of the Voiceless]: lmfao I'll like get friggin shot by some random redneck going hunting XD

2006-11-18 [the_puetzj]: yeah they are having a Big Buck competition at work for Deer Hunting

2006-11-18 [Blinded Seraphim]: i can make pens out of deer antler :) no im not kidding

2006-11-18 [Voice of the Voiceless]: I bet you can anton XD

2006-11-18 [Blinded Seraphim]: its a hobby, im a woodturner, i mostly make pens but i have made rolling pins and once i turned a chalice

2006-11-18 [the_puetzj]: what was on the other side?

2006-11-18 [Voice of the Voiceless]: XD Yea I know what your saying? Don't you live out there where all the country is Farmer boy? lmao

2006-11-18 [Blinded Seraphim]: DOnt call me farmer boy city slicker (Oooooh, burn)

2006-11-18 [Voice of the Voiceless]: Hey I got nothing against farmer boys, I think they're kick ass Especially out there in the country, You can jam out and not have to worry about people complaining. XD

2006-11-18 [Blinded Seraphim]: Im not in the middle of nowhere numnuts, i lived in town before i moved to college

2006-11-18 [Lust]: O.o I like [Voice of the Voiceless]

2006-11-18 [Voice of the Voiceless]: XD Ma bad ma bad *sounds like Dr.Evil*

2006-11-18 [Blinded Seraphim]: yes, he does make a good punching bag after all XD

2006-11-18 [Lust]: O.o.... Mean!

2006-11-18 [Blinded Seraphim]: he can be a nice guy, he can also be a pain in the ass but hey we aint perfect either

2006-11-18 [Lust]: Ha ha, yeah. So do you like your spot? You have to act up to it this time! No third chances.
And now you also have to do work. Like get people to join and be active!

2006-11-18 [Blinded Seraphim]: which one of us are you talking to now?

2006-11-18 [Lust]: You.

2006-11-18 [Blinded Seraphim]: oh, okay then, i can be as active as my schedule allows, its been a busy time for me what with school and this damn car accident to straighten out

2006-11-18 [Malve]: *yawns falling asleep in a corner of the room*

2006-11-18 [Lust]: pokes malve
Ehh... You shall still have time =P

2006-11-18 [Voice of the Voiceless]: *Points at anton* Your a very busy vice don XD

2006-11-18 [Lust]: points at Metal Head
Your a very unbuzy, but should be very bar tender. O.O

2006-11-18 [Voice of the Voiceless]: OH shit >< *Runs to the bar to open*

2006-11-18 [Blinded Seraphim]: Hahaha! yea, do your job ed! XD

2006-11-18 [Malve]: *wakes up*... hmm.. I don't have anyone to poke :(

2006-11-19 [Lust]: You can poke me?

2006-11-19 [DeeJay™]: :O *watches*

2006-11-19 [Lust]: O.O

2006-11-19 [DeeJay™]: hey! free porn! lol

2006-11-19 [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]: *tackles Sanna* you're back!!!!

2006-11-19 [Lust]: O.o... Porn?

2006-11-19 [Lust]: No coment.

2006-11-19 [Voice of the Voiceless]:   >>...I think I'ma delete that post.....

2006-11-19 [DeeJay™]: which one? o.O

2006-11-19 [Lust]: lmao!

2006-11-19 [DeeJay™]: i wanna know what it said! :'(

2006-11-19 [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]: alright, what did you say between my two posts? what is the ONLY thing I could be referring to right now?

2006-11-20 [Blinded Seraphim]: *Sleeping in his chair* *Snore*

2006-11-20 [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]: *poke* dude, you look comfy... *snoozes on the ground*

2006-11-20 [Blinded Seraphim]: Bwah! *Falls out of chair* i was until some random asshole poked me... :P

2006-11-20 [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]: *doesnt wake up* oh god! oh god, not the lightbulb, please, no! cheeseburgers...

2006-11-20 [Blinded Seraphim]: *Dumps water on him and pretneds to fall asleep again*

2006-11-20 [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]: *twitches* oh god! oh jesus! stop pissin on me!

2006-11-20 [DeeJay™]: sorry! my bad!
i couldn't find the bathroom . .

2006-11-20 [Voice of the Voiceless]: xD! lmfao!

2006-11-20 [angelicdeath]: srry iv been gone for so long well now im back

2006-11-20 [Wendy]: Anyways, The Mafia is lookin' good! ^__^

2006-11-20 [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]: that it is m'dear, that it is

2006-11-20 [Lust]: looks proud
Your all so grown up! I did well!

2006-11-20 [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]: but, lady Don, your Don-ness, am I older than thou?

2006-11-20 [Voice of the Voiceless]: *watches* o.o

2006-11-20 [Lust]: I have a son who is 2 years older then me, ha ha! Dixon, ahh... Yeah, what can I say...

2006-11-20 [Voice of the Voiceless]: o.o

2006-11-20 [Lust]: pokes

2006-11-20 [Voice of the Voiceless]: *pokes back*

2006-11-20 [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]: *headbangs to Australian rockers* some balls are held for charities, and some for fancy dress, but when they're held for pleasure they're the balls that I like best...

2006-11-20 [Blinded Seraphim]: thats ac dc numnut XD

2006-11-20 [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]: -.- and, where are they from?

2006-11-20 [Blinded Seraphim]: umm...earth?

2006-11-20 [Voice of the Voiceless]: XD lmfao

2006-11-21 [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]: well, der, but that's a bit vague. I was looking for, that's right, Australia

2006-11-21 [Blinded Seraphim]: O_o did not know that...ill shut up now...

2006-11-21 [Voice of the Voiceless]: There from Sydney.....

2006-11-21 [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]: he's got big balls, and she's got big balls, but we've got the biggest balls of all.

2006-11-21 [Wendy]: Who has behemoth testicles?

2006-11-21 [Frosty French Fry]: My balls are always swinging, to the left and to the right

2006-11-21 [Lust]: Why are we talking about balls?

2006-11-21 [the_puetzj]: well we tried talking about squares but just couldnt get the conversation rolling lol.....ok that was really bad im sorry

2006-11-21 [Lust]: That was bad.
Eh.
http://www.myspace.com/psychoticlynney

2006-11-21 [fazz]: hey every 1 im back

whats goin on are we all shering our myspace addys or summet

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2006-11-21 [fazz]: what the hell

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2006-11-21 [fazz]: lol they are cool

2006-11-22 [Bran the Blessed]: The doc is back. Im still in AIT but I am back yall

2006-11-22 [Lust]: Eh it was a way to reach me if elfpack dosnt work, or if I'm at school

2006-11-22 [Blinded Seraphim]: well now, the whole dysfunctional fmily is reunited then

2006-11-22 [Lust]: I think so, PARTY!

2006-11-22 [W!ld KAT]: i have returned! you can all hide now,.....lolz

2006-11-22 [fazz]: lol cool

2006-11-22 [Lust]: Yay..!

2006-11-23 [Malve]: yep, the sanna is back :) *huggles*  I might be absent sometimes thoough.. school is killing me

2006-11-23 [Lust]: I know what you meen, with deploma's coming up! Blah.

2006-11-23 [Blinded Seraphim]: In the words of the great wierd al...WAKKA WAKKA DO DO YEA!

2006-11-23 [fazz]: are u at uni [Lust]

2006-11-24 [Lust]: Um, may I ask why?

2006-11-24 [Blinded Seraphim]: Happy thanksgiving everyone!!!!

2006-11-24 [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]: *burp* oh, and what a good thanksgiving it was....

2006-11-25 [Wendy]: Oh no... [fazz] keeps asking to join. He can't really spell, though. His enthusiasm is kinda refreshing.

2006-11-25 [Wendy]: Welcome back, [Malve]. You got your life all sorted out, I take it? *huggles you*

2006-11-25 [Deadly Pacifist]: hello everyone.

2006-11-26 [Lust]: Good morning!

2006-11-26 [Voice of the Voiceless]: Good mornin...

2006-11-26 [Lust]: *yawns*

2006-11-26 [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]: *yawns* had to open this morning at wendys...

2006-11-26 [Lust]: Poor you!

2006-11-27 [fazz]: well u dont really do diplomas in school.....do u

2006-11-27 [Dead Girl]: hmm

2006-11-27 [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]: well, when you graduate

2006-11-27 [Lust]: *blinks* I'm Canadian, our schools are a bit diffrent.

2006-11-27 [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]: heheheh, you're a canook...

2006-11-27 [Voice of the Voiceless]:
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2006-11-27 [Lust]: Excuse me?

2006-11-27 [Voice of the Voiceless]: o.o

2006-11-27 [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]: a Canook is a derogatory term for a canadian, much like 'inbred bastard' is a derogatory term is for someone from the south (me)

2006-11-28 [Frosty French Fry]: I dont see it as all that derogatory....The governer of Michigan however is a DUMBASS FUCKING RETARDED canook. Not all canadians are bad...

2006-11-28 [Blinded Seraphim]: on a completely unrelated note, im working on a new rp Drake Wars . Not done but i am taking apps for all who are interested

2006-11-28 [Lust]: I never heard of that and find it insulting.

2006-11-28 [fazz]: yeh our school in the uk don't do diplomas we'v just got GCSE's

2006-11-28 [Wendy]: Is that like a GED?

2006-11-28 [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]: I'm called a stupid Irish Mick all the time...

2006-11-28 [Love like Winter.]: I find that insulting.. Considering that I'm more Irish than you, King v,v

2006-11-28 [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]: well, you do live there. But, I am half Irish, love...

2006-11-29 [Blinded Seraphim]: i just get called a hick alot (Iowan)

2006-11-29 [Dead Girl]: i graduate... -giggles-

2006-11-29 [Lust]: *shakes her head* anywho. I need to figure out how to do a resuma(sp) for vollintar(sp) work, and I am so cold so.. Me go to nice warm bed...
Wait this sucks, meens less time on the net.. GAH!

2006-11-29 [Lyfe and Death]: hey whats up ppl, hows it goin

2006-11-29 [Frosty French Fry]: ya so I now have a job which is 5am to 3pm, so Im not really sure how much im gonna be on. I just thought I would share that tidbit

2006-11-29 [Lust]: O.o... I hate jobs *chews on them*
I think my chewing problem is worse then a puppies!

2006-11-29 [Blinded Seraphim]: im trying to find a part time job now...college kids gotta eat ya know

2006-11-29 [Lust]: Anyone does!

2006-11-29 [Blinded Seraphim]: well yea that goes without saying :P

2006-11-29 [Voice of the Voiceless]: <img:stuff/shockedemote.gif>

2006-11-29 [Lust]: Food is good.. *Thinks about food*

2006-11-29 [Dead Girl]: i need a job soo bad... :(

2006-11-29 [fazz]: i dont know if its the same as a ged

2006-11-29 [Blinded Seraphim]: And as we all know...GED stands for GIT ER DONE!!!!!! lmao

2006-11-29 [fazz]: lmao, thats a good 1

2006-11-29 [Frosty French Fry]: riiight....I have my GED. My scores on the GED were higher than 80% of graduating seniors scores on similar tests

2006-11-29 [Lust]: O.o.... Smart ass! *pokes* Hmm... *steals your smartness when your sleeping* BUH HA HA!

2006-12-01 [Dead Girl]: lol

2006-12-01 [angelicdeath]: so yea srry havnt been on my play has been keeping me away

2006-12-01 [Blinded Seraphim]: *spins around in his swivel chair and i goes haywire* (dr. evil voice)i need an old priest and a young priest! the power of christ compels you!

2006-12-01 [angelicdeath]: young preist here lol

2006-12-01 [Voice of the Voiceless]: *Points to anton* Um you a You always rp as a fighter of goodness and your old.....xD You can make up the old one

2006-12-01 [Lust]: Today is my b-day!

2006-12-01 [the_puetzj]: happy birthday then!!!

2006-12-01 [Blinded Seraphim]: im not old! im 19 wiseass!

2006-12-01 [Voice of the Voiceless]: lmfao! your still....'Old'er than me xD!

2006-12-01 [Blinded Seraphim]: and btw, i have more than one rp character, as a matter of fact, in my rant pge, there may be a way you can get me to give up my real name -_~

2006-12-01 [DeeJay™]: happy b-day [Lust]! :D

2006-12-01 [Blinded Seraphim]: happy birthday boss!

2006-12-02 [Lust]: Thank you! Bow to me world, soon I shall own you..!

2006-12-02 [DeeJay™]: *bows* yes ma'am!

2006-12-02 [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]: *bows to the Don* yes, my master

2006-12-02 [Frosty French Fry]: well since I havent been on in a few days, HAPPY Bday, Im not late am I??? 

2006-12-02 [angelicdeath]: so confusing

2006-12-02 [Dead Girl]: happy birthday [Lust] -dances with [Lust]-

2006-12-02 [Deadly Pacifist]: ANyone seen boondock saints... old movie... i kno... but i just watched recently and.... its great.
"you and your dumb f*acking rope"
yeah.. the "f" word is spelt wrong cuz i cant spell in irish... strange languange it is...and yeah.

2006-12-02 [Lust]: Um, thank you guys/girls! I'm so hung over today, blahhh! Excuse me as I go sleep it off some more..... And no your not late!
(And its mistress, not master!)

2006-12-02 [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]: oh, yes, well i was watching Star Wars at the moment...

2006-12-03 [Wendy]: We should vote for the Mafia Santa.

2006-12-03 [Lust]: ha ha good idea

2006-12-03 [Blinded Seraphim]: Say hohoho to my little friend! XD

2006-12-03 [angelicdeath]: best movie ever i got the saints rosery btw

2006-12-03 [Blinded Seraphim]: never seen it...i just love the line XD

2006-12-03 [angelicdeath]: its frakin' btw

2006-12-05 [fazz]: wassup howsa every bodya doinga

2006-12-05 [Voice of the Voiceless]: What?

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